☀️ SATURDAY MORNING OBSERVER – Afternoon Edition –

– Afternoon Edition –

When LB has friends over, she has set a few rules for me. No cussing, no burping, no singing & must wear shirt.

Octopuses lay 56,000 grain-of-rice-sized eggs at a time. 🐙 The mother spends six months so devoted to protecting the eggs that she doesn’t eat.

Mall massage chairs are supported solely in masochism.

I took a relative to the doctor this week. We waited nearly 2 hours before the Quack darkened the door. Why is medicine the only profession where being obscenely late is perfectly acceptable and expected?

I like my guns. No one is coming to take yours. Stop spreading lies. Gun violence per country = USA #1 by a mile. Why? What should we do? Common sense laws? …NO! Thems my rites, to be mentally unstable and own enough firepower to mow down a small army. This country is sick, twisted & depraved and we’re not gonna do anything to help it. Truly, it’s the American way. 🇺🇸

St. Vincent (‘14) Rewatch : Obviously I’m in line with anything Bill Murray puts his hands on, but even without the infatuation, this one is a top shelf keeper. Heart string puller with lots of piss & vinegar. A+

Nobody (‘21): Bob Odenkirk in slow motion is the most unlikely of action heroes, but it absolutely works out. With Doc Brown to boot! Punch, pow, bang, bloody romp with a left field soundtrack. Definitely worth the watch. B+ >>> https://youtu.be/wZti8QKBWPo

Listening lately: The Josephines, Bon Iver, Kings of Leon, Jimmy Buffett, Sam Bush, Dylan & Tina Turner.

Both Bonnaroo & Bowling Green need to start taking note from Ohio County on how to book musical acts.

Every pickle is a cucumber, but every cucumber is not a pickle….Deep thoughts from a friend.

Will buffets be ever be a thing again? I hope so. Who couldn’t go for 4 lunch plates of bad Chinese food & stale sushi for $7.99 right about now?

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like. –Will Rogers

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