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Saturday Morning Observer

☀️ SATURDAY MORNING OBSERVER

Bringing back the Trapper Keeper for adults complete with perforated glossy folders featuring a Porche 911, Ferrari Testarossa & Lamborghini Countach. Lisa Frank designs for the ladies.

When you put the strap over your heel in a pair of sweet Crocs. Apparently some folks call it ‘Sport Mode.’ In Butler County it’s ‘4-Wheel Drive’ or ‘Lockin’ in the Hubs.’

Local
Dog bath day at the BC Animal Shelter on Boat Factory Rd. until 2pm today! $15 for small dogs & $20 for large. Don’t forget the tip! They are also collecting old shoes 👟 for their annual Shoe Drive!

City of Morgantown passed a 5% tax on alcohol sales this week, all of which goes to law enforcement. You’re welcome.

Why do we sneeze in 2s & 3s? Particles trapped in the nasal passages can hold on tight, so it’s not unusual for the body to set up several sneezes in a row in an attempt to kick them out.
AND most sneezes clock in around 100mph

Unpopular opinion: I could happily live the rest of my days never having another slice of pizza. It’s fine, but I’m over it…. Chicago style < NYC < square school pizza & corn

I judge. You judge. Everybody’s doin’ it, man. It’s just a thing – but I likely judge you more harshly on the chicken wing debate more than anything else. #BonelessWingsAreChickenNuggets

NOTE:
“For all intents and purposes” = Correct
“For all intensive purposes” = Incorrect

Listening lately: I was vocally anti-Sturgill Simpson a few years ago, but have since realigned my position…I can’t stop listening to Moon Taxi and Paul Simon….Music I get made fun of for liking: Kenny Rogers+, Dave Matthews, John Mayer, Matchbox 20, Huey Lewis, The Police, Fleetwood Mack etc…

Spiral: From the Book of Saw (‘21): I’m not huge fan of horror unless it’s for Halloween’s sake and it’s daytime and all the lights are on, but I was willing to make an exception for Chris Rock & Sam Jackson. I want my 1.5 hrs back. A huge sack of hot wet mess. Chris needs to cruise in the comedy lane. Bad. Really bad. D –

Sweet Tooth (‘21) Netflix: We binged in one afternoon. LB loves it. Loaded with relevant political & social cues. Pretty to look at. A fun time. I love Big Man. A

Dad Joke
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went…and then, it dawned on me.

“To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge.” – Socrates

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