Saturday Morning Observer


Is there any better feeling than an empty email inbox? I’d think not.

I’m still up for a #MoonSummit .
Quality representatives from all nations great & small to discuss the future of our planet while having to look at it from the same perspective.

Potato Guns? What was your hairspray of choice? … V O 5 . Aquanet. White Rain. Aussie.

Germany uncovers about 2,000 tons of unexploded bombs every year.

Tight is taking out a dip, brushing your teeth and putting it back in.

Local – 🐶 Yardsale at BC Animal Shelter on Boat Factory Road until 2pm!

I have a soft spot for animals, small children and the elderly. Everyone else is on their own.

Culinary – I have trouble eating seafood in a land locked state.

Corn is always best served on cob.

Popsicles are frosted kool-aid.
Nachos are just crushed tacos.
& Bologna is a flat hotdog.

Entertainment – The Goonies (‘85) Proud dad moment when on family movie night LB asks for one of my childhood favorites. She now has a Goonies poster on her door. I feel like I’m doing a decent job. At least on some days. A++

Stranger Things (‘16-?) 6 months ago, we told LB she was finally allowed to watch whenever she felt ready. Last week she decided it was time. I made her start it during daylight hours. She has now become a super fan. A

Listening lately: Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show, Robert Palmer, Blur, Tribe of Heaven, The Cars, Huey Lewis. ….Robert Trujillo has been with Metallica for 18years now. Jason Newsted was there for only 15. I feel really old.

Remember when soundtracks pushed the movie and vise versa
None like; The Crow, The Lost Boys, Reality Bites, Garden State, High Fidelity, Judgement Night, Empire Records, Dazed & Confused, Space Jam. What am I missing?

*Jen – “I don’t know what you’re gonna do with that booger, but you better not wipe it on the couch.”
*Laney Bell- “I usually just throw them behind the couch. Not on it.”
*Jen – “ . . .

Sadly, until we’ve all turned brown…racism, hate, & ignorance are here to stay. You don’t have to accept it, but you can count on it.

You can always see your nose.

Dad Joke – I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda …. Actually, it was more of a fanta sea.

“I do believe women are smarter than men….I also believe dogs are smarter than women.” – David Cross



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