Christmas tree goes back up in 8 months.

Dr. Seuss: As a kid, I never really gave too much pause to the images in question, but I’m not Asian or African, therefore I can’t speak to their thoughts and unless you are, I have no interest in yours. Zero….And furthermore, Green Eggs & Ham is the best one.

After blowing your nose, what is the allure to look at it?

Calcium Anthropology is the study of milkmen.

LOCAL: 🐶 Dog bath day at The Butler County Animal Shelter on Boat Factory Road!

While trying to develop a strong adhesive, Dr. Spencer Silver discovered microspheres which retain their stickiness but with a “removability characteristic,” allowing attached surfaces to peel apart easily….and ta-da, Post-it notes were accidentally invented.

Listening lately: Dan Reeder, Raconteurs, There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Harry Belafonte, Charlie Robinson, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Jimi Hendrix.

Peanuts aren’t nuts They’re legumes. A nut is only a nut if it’s “a hard-shelled dry fruit or seed with a separable rind or shell and interior kernel.” That means walnuts, almonds, cashews, and pistachios aren’t nuts either. They’re seeds.

The original Marry Poppins (‘64) is the best Disney movie and Julie Andrew may be the most beautiful human that ever humaned, along with a mid 80’s Carrie Fisher. None of this is debatable.

The new IT 1&2 (‘17) They killed IT by insulting IT. Nearly lame as the original spider ending. Entertaining, but ultimately unsatisfying. C-

Blue whales eat half a million calories in one mouthful.

I tight-rolled my jeans yesterday to show LB how it was done. Forgot about it and went into the store. I’m doing my part to bring it back.

Something to chew on: The leading cause of premature death for beavers 🦫? … Falling trees.

The BEST QUOTE forever:

“This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men — go freely with powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and with the mothers of families — re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book, and dismiss whatever insults your own soul….”

— Walt Whitman

“Running amok” is a medically recognized mental condition.




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