Saturday Morning Observer
☀️ SATURDAY MORNING OBSERVER
The most sought after date for vasectomy procedure? The first weekend of the NCAA tournament. True story. Go Cats? Ouch.
‘Whatever you bring into the vehicle, please take it back out with you.’ … On the surface, this seems like a reasonable request, but apparently it’s far too much to expect.
I once had a magical dream that I met Bill Murray. I woke myself up crying. Obviously, there are issues in play …. I also dreamt Rage Against The Machine was scheduled to play Morgantown, but didn’t show up …figures.
🐶 Support our BC Animal Shelter! – yard sale until 2pm on Boat Factory Rd. / Cajun Food Truck 11am – 2:30pm at Ace Hardware.
🐻 🏀 BCHS boys & girls BOTH advance to 3rd Region Tourney! #GoBears
Butler County Uber? Still nothing. Someone get on this.
Nate Bargatze – The Greatest Average American (‘21) Netflix: It’s nearly impossible to find stand-up comedy that’s ‘family friendly’ AND funny, but this is high-quality deadpan dad delivery. LB has been scouring the internet looking for more clips. We’re fans. A++
The Last Blockbuster (‘21) ironically, is on Netflix. Good history lesson on the path of home movie viewing. Solidified my stance of personal DVD preservation. Worth ‘checking out’ *wink….B+
Crimson Tide > Hunt for Red October
Listening lately: Big Wreck, Johnny Cougar, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Joel, Dwight Yoakam, Grateful Dead, Peter Gabriel, Zeppelin.
Creedence Clearwater Revival has the most No. 2 Billboard hits—without ever hitting No. 1
Damnit, Joe. Thanks for the cash, but slow down. Air Force One ain’t leaving without you, boss.
Joe called Vladimir a “Killer.” To which Vlad replied, “I know you are, but what am I?” #PeeWeeHerman
Popped collars only work for cowboys and superheroes.
The world wastes about 1 billion metric tons of food each year.
It’s ok to recycle ♻️ your own dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a sharp-dressed man on a bicycle?… Attire.
“The world is made up mostly of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.” – Clarence Darrow
READ MORE HERE: www.yellowberri.com/ideas/
Now on Instagram @JoshuaHampton / www.yellowberri.com