Saturday Morning Observer

☀️ SATURDAY MORNING OBSERVER

I miss the WGN Chicago Network = Cubs games & Bozo’s Circus 🤡 … Cookie > Bozo…Did you know, Bozo was a syndicated character and there were several different versions appearing simultaneously across the states. Read More -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bozo_the_Clown?wprov=sfti1

I was almost cast in the Kevin Bacon movie – Hollow Man (‘00).

Front porches are for daytime sittin’ – move to the back at night.

LOCAL – 🐶 Animal Shelter yard sale and dog bath day at the end of Boat Factory Road! Rumor is they are also slinging Krispy Kreme doughnuts! 🍩 (while supplies last)

I do not hunt, but I eat. All gifts of thunder chicken 🦃 🍗 will be welcomed. Good luck.

Cap’N’Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Bottled water expiration dates are for the bottle, not the water.

Has anyone ever actually voted on American idol?

Texas Roadhouse is open! Praise be! …. Y’all can have it.

My first Magic Eraser experience happened this week. What is this wizardry?! I had to learn that there are no cleaning chemical agents in it, but rather it works as a ultra fine sandpaper that had its beginnings in insulation -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melamine_foam?wprov=sfti1

This punctuation mark – “?!” – is called an interrobang.

Do bees sting other bees ?! Side Note : Butler County 4H is looking for a swarm or 2 to raise for a project. In the spring hives will often split into two groups and one will find refuge in a more public space….get in touch with Loyd or Greg at the extension office!

Listening lately: Ryan Tedder, Ben Rector, Lionel Richie, Fleetwood Mac, Train, Alison Krauss, Stone Temple Pilots, Beastie Boys & DMX.

1st quarter completed reading list – Michael J. Fox’s No Time Like The Future: A- / Matthew McConaughey’s Green Lights: A++ / Brian Warner’s Long Hard Road Out Of Hell: C-/ David Cross’ I Drink For A Reason B+ / READ MORE BOOKS 📖 !

DAD JOKE
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.

QUOTE
“’Drive slow, we care about our kids,’ but not enough to keep em’ out of the damned road.” – R.Brooks

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